I've never been one for describing myself because everyone's perceptions of me are different.

jeffreydahmer:

Getting your license confiscated by the bartender every time you go out because they see DOB 7/4/1920 and assume it’s fake. #littlecaptainamericathings

(via the-asian-daughter-of-poseidon)

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abnormal-fallen-angel:

machomachi:

i really want the avengers and the guardians to meet so i made some dumb doodles

EXCUSE ME CAN I MAKE A NEST ON YOU

(via turtleswithtophats)

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-anch0rs-:

i honestly have no idea who this guy is but he needs an award for this

-anch0rs-:

i honestly have no idea who this guy is but he needs an award for this

(via policedog)

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lucaspsi:

shotarokaneda:

this dog is part husky part lab

the split is straight down the middle, quite literally

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LOOK AT THIS!!! It looks like two different dogs! She literally got looks from both sides of her parents! JUST IMAGINE HOW HAPPY THEY MUST BE!!!!!

(Source: superstreetfighter2turbohdremix, via iwasthelipsinrockyhorror)

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gettingsweptaways:

Wow Disney Channel has really expanded its dialogue.

(Source: gracieisabelladzienny, via policedog)

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midreky:

First of all I apologize for everything and second, please don’t kill me for this. I am a terrible human being to be honest.

Also, please don’t repost!

(via turtleswithtophats)

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4 hours ago

chriskaevil:

DC is being all gritty and “realistic” and Marvel just had a movie where the galaxy is saved by a dance-off and the power of friendship

(via turtleswithtophats)

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eternalbunneh:

Yeah. Like being a titan for example

eternalbunneh:

Yeah. Like being a titan for example

(via turtleswithtophats)

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4 hours ago

igetje:

femforthought:

queerlilly:

"without us you wouldn’t have any rights!" without you we wouldn’t have to fight for them

Always this. Always.

"Remember that men gave women the right to vote!"

And remember that men should never have been at such a social and political advantage as to be able to literally give and take away rights from groups of people.

OMG THIS

(via turtleswithtophats)

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4 hours ago

“I wanted to say, ‘Hey ladies, you’re beautiful,’. Hopefully, this changes things and maybe it won’t change things, but I love it.” - Nicki Minaj on the Anaconda music video

(Source: wadamelen, via turtleswithtophats)

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5 hours ago

35grams:

ask not what your fandom can do for you etc etc

(via turtleswithtophats)

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delzdesigns:

Everyone’s like whoa, ants can lift 50 times their weight. A fucking leaf is like 50 times their weight. I’ll fight an ant right now.

(Source: delzdesigns, via turtleswithtophats)

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cyrail:

ianbaerwolf:

quietlynonlinear:

When The Old Gods Return.

This is so fucking badass

Reblogged by Cyrail: Inspiring artworks that make your day better

(via perambulatelove)

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13 hours ago

nessydesu:

cyrilelijah:

please watch this ad for a squirting dildo called Buster McNut

no. you’re lying to me. this isn’t real.

(via perambulatelove)

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