I've never been one for describing myself because everyone's perceptions of me are different.

jonasbrothers:

when friend’s parents pay for your food and you have to pretend you don’t want them to

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simonjadis:

diabolicaldorothy:

bobs burgers is an example of how fucking funny things can be when yoU ACTUALLY UTALISE YOUR FEMALE CHARACTERS FOR COMEDY INSTEAD OF HAVING THEM STAND THERE ROLLING THEIR EYES

DO YOU SEE

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Anonymous asked: How do I make sure my gf doesn't catch me cheating on her?


Answer:

alphabitches:

ok follow these simple steps:

1. pick up the trash
2. step outta ur house
3. open the trash can
4. step into the trash can

good now u r where u belong congrats!!!

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whiplaasshh:

when a fandom character actually dies for good

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Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

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thatfunnyblog:

The tea has been spilled and it’s scalding

thatfunnyblog:

The tea has been spilled and it’s scalding

(Source: fabuleusetoujours, via iwasthelipsinrockyhorror)

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kansama:

weavemunchers:

i wonder if china has fancy plates called america

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rincewindsapprentice:

Some people love to shut down people who talk about trans and intersex issues by saying that they’re “only 1% of the population” and thus can be ignored since they “aren’t statistically significant enough.”

By that logic, we can now systematically ignore:

  • Redheads
  • The entire state of Rhode Island
  • Anyone who makes over $500,000 a year
  • Pacific Islanders
  • Australia

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bewbin:

bewbin:

using cheap tactics to get followers is disgusting 

follow if u agree 

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